My Resolutions for 2007
I find that I’m more successful in keeping my resolutions if I keep them secret for the year. Here’s the list I made last year. Honest.
Get named on some fancy schmancy list of big shots
Start an anonymous blog
Take Friday’s off
Join 42,674 social networks. (I fell short on this one, but I gave it my best effort)
Get a massive infection in my leg.
Go to Vegas without gambling a dime
Create a widget.
Introduce you to my messed up family
Make Teresa Boardman laugh, then make her cry
Learn to be a better listener
Improve my skills at being a smart ass.
Become popular by throwing a party with free tacos
Travel 900 miles to sign a poster.
Drink beer on Zillow’s dime, then drink beer on Trulia’s dime.
Meet Odis Jack Gillard
Use the term, “disintermediation” in a blog post
That’s it. Wait until you see what I’ve thought up for 2008!
December 31st, 2007 at 10:07 pm
I know I’ve got “get a massive leg infection” on my secret list for 2008! Yikes!!
January 1st, 2008 at 1:45 am
Talk like a Pirate? As an East Carolina student (our mascot is the Pirates,) I talk like a pirate every day, so I don’t know any difference.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:53 am
OK now you are making me laugh so hard that I am crying.